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Nurse Sally was walking down the ward. When she ran into Nurse Sursie. Nurse Suse said: Sally "your tits hanging off your uniform!" so Sally said: "Don't those damn Dr's put anything away when they've finished with it!!!!

Not sure who I love your most by the meter Peter or Jude. wish I could good to dow your lawns for your lawns for you! John

Oh Good grief. I said I only had one Prozac of 20 mg. The senior nurse Matron? said what's that? It was Eli Lillys name for Fluoxetine hydrochloride. I knew this as an undergraduate. Let alone when I got my MSc in pharmacology. My PhD in Medicinal Chemistry & my National institutes of Postdoctoral fellowship. I am really dealing with the inept & incompetent. They cover themselves by saying I have Paranoia. It's a get out of jail free card. I've ordered this book: Encyclopedia of Neuroscience Editor Larry Squires. It's cost me over a ?1000 but I read it cover to cover at the University of Bristol & Clemson University. John

I really would but by their next necks but by their testichicals

Postings on FB page seem to think trash best place for it. They claim it runs under Parallels. https://www.facebook.com/Geniatech.EyeTV/ Jude

There was an FBI agent on a plane and he had his sniffer dog on the seat next to him. He said to the passenger: rover seeks & rover walked up the right aisle & he padded back and put his right paw on his handler's hand. the FBI agent says she's got Cannabis, we'll pick her up at the next airport. The passenger : "said I like it" Then the FBI agent said: Rover seek & he went up the right aisle & he came back and put his left paw on the FBI agents FDBI'.Then the FBI agent said he will for heroin "Rover seek!". He went down the went left aisle. He sprinted back & crapped all over the seat!! The passenger said "Jeesalou whats wrong with your dog!?! Rover just found a B! B! Bomb! You have to have a sense of humour in this world!

I was in Mansfield with my mates. Just walking along. Then this woman jumped on me. Wrapped her legs around my torso "And Screamed Marry me! Marry me!. I was only 19. It was like the face hugger scene from the Alien movies! My male friends said: "How about a test drive first?" It was 31 before I lost my virginity. I said the wrong thing to her: "I asked her to marry me"

It's really been tough recently. I don't think I would have survived without Chris, Susan, Harvey, Jude & Peter. God bless you. "Only those who love without desire will be given strength in the darkest hour" John

Dear All, Came about 11.34 yesterday, was going to give it to my father at family Xmas dinner, but with Covid the way it is I barely go out once a week. So took it to him today. He opened parcel, bottles are intact, but I don't think he will be drinking it fast (he is 92!). He discovered it in France in 1979 & it became his favourite. He said & I quote: "Well I've never had this before." Ah well, perhaps he'll remember when he tastes it., Ireally don't know how much longer I can go on. Hugs John

Dear Chris the incompetent local hospital keeps wanting to diagnose me as schizophrenic. It's pointless! I have Post Traumatic stress disorder from stalking leading to depression. They're the professionals & I'm a Jackass. Chris, could I please beg you to get me to a psychiatrist who knows about these things. I've been stalked by a PhD student when I was an undergraduate student. The Departmental tutor said I was a bad student & removed my rubric from the wall. My parochial tutor told him there was a problem. Back in '91 depression was a stigma. The Departmentmental tutor gave it to the same malicious secretaries: "Who well I don't type myself" That's why I had to get as far away from Manchester as possible. There was a conference on combinatorial chemistry. She found me I got a letter from bits of newspapers: "John do you friends know you have depression, isn't it time you killed yourself? John

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Dear All, When I was in hospital at the weekend, the Dr asked questions to make sure I was compus mentis. Eventually we got to: "Who is the current Prime Minister?" I replied instinctively: "A jackass..Boris Johnson" The Dr said: "I would have taken the former answer" John

There appears to be a double mutation in the spike protein in India. Even 'flu gives us a break, except perhaps for 1918. Covid-19 in India: Why second coronavirus wave is devastating Covid-19 in India: Why second coronavirus wave is devastating A deadly second wave has overrun hospitals and even crematoriums in India. John

Dear All, About 10 days after the covid vaccine, I got 'flu like symptoms, confusion & lost my glasses. I could only see 6 " for about 14 days. Thank Goodness I got the new glasses just now. My vision is pretty much perfect, but there is a perspective shift, so I'll stay indoors for 24 hrs. John

I seriously am pretty upset. The NHS have given me nothing. Only my faith has kept me going. Only by thinking it is a sin againgst God has stopped me from commiting suicide John

Jude, I am so sorry to hear about your sister-in-law Jude. If it's any help at all you can tell her I am going through the same things & give her my email address. Group therapy helps. I think it may come from the despised mothers claim "a problem shared is a problem halved" Hugs John

Just watching the "Last Crusade". All the students scrabbling at his door. That brought back memories! Students ambushing me from the labs to my office. So I could solve their prescribed problems for them John

Trust me Chris I saw it in a documentary. There are some extraordinarily brave & good people & their are some who are outright evil. Remember the fireman at Kings Cross who ran down to save another person & was burnt to death? He probably knew the odds were 100 to1 against, but he went anyway. That was his job. The Chernobyl workers who went into deadly radiation zones I will endeavour to find the information I am not at my best at the moment Regards john

Tried to find the Star Wars theme to download to you, but alas! Hugs John Hope Harvey is good