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I think I've told this story before


 

I was in Mansfield with my mates. Just walking along. Then this woman jumped on me. Wrapped her legs around my torso "And Screamed Marry me! Marry me!. I was only 19. It was like the face hugger scene from the Alien movies!
My male friends said:
"How about a test drive first?"
It was 31 before I lost my virginity. I said the wrong thing to her:
"I asked her to marry me"