This might be a Chris Joke?
A passenger got on a Boeing 747. Next to him was a labrador & what looked like a security officer. The passenger asked: "What's your dog doing up here?" The Security officer said: "He's a sniffer dog!" Then he said: "Rover seek" He went up the left aisle, came back & put his left paw on his handlers hand. The Security guard said: "He's carrying cannabis, we'll get him at the next airport. Then he said: "Rover seek" He went down the right aisle & put his right foot on his handlers hand. The handler said: "He's carrying Cocaine, we'll get him at the next airport" Then the handler said: "Rover Seek" He went down the back aisle & sprinted back & then crapped all over his seat! The Passenger said: "Jeesalou, whats wrong with your dog?!" The Security officer turned white & said: "Rover just found a b b b b b bomb! John
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