Just passing this along for a chuckle or three,
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Introducing... the Yahsu FT-8, the world's first FT-8 handheld.
Portable, lightweight, effortless. No more tying up your entire shack just to say "Hello" to someone in Japan.The new FT-8 does everything for you and will revolutionize your amateur radio experience.
Easy to use - just program in your callsign on arrival via the easy-to-navigate 182 item abbreviated menu. Attach to your belt via the handy clip, throw in the car, or just leave it on your kitchen table. In the evening, sit back at your computer and find out who you have had QSOs with via LoTW. Requires absolutely no skill nor effort. No more chilly or overheated shacks. No station required - throw out all your outmoded CW and SSB gear and give the XYL the sewing room she has always wanted. Download the special software at virtually no cost* which will instantly upload your impressive DX list to?LOTW?and compile a handy sheet to read out on the weekend club net. Impress your friends. All contacts guaranteed 5nn**. No qualifications needed***. NEW FEATURE - CONTEST MODE! 5W output guarantees world-wide coverage****.
Don't hesitate! Contact your local emporium NOW for the opportunity to stump up the moolah for expected delivery in late 2025.
*Some cost required.
**Not guaranteed.
***A licence may be required, but probably not.
****Definitely not guaranteed, but 99% certain, probably.
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