Re: Here's one for Chris!
These are typical of the people who make it to the top in big pharma:
John
On Sunday, 16 May 2021, 15:08:24 BST, Judith Hall <glenidol@...> wrote:
If you decide not to to drive down here in Oz they will convert drivers licence to ID if you request.?
On 16 May 2021, at 10:08 pm, John Miller via groups.io <johnmiller051118@...> wrote:
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Yes, I have to admit I was a bit jumpy flying back from the USA in 2004. It didn't help when the pilot came over the intercom & said we've got to pause the flight because we have some unclaimed luggage on board. I said to myself: "Great an Anglo-American flight & we've got unclaimed baggage on board!" A steward walking nearby clearly got what I meant. I doubt I'll fly again. I would need special expensive insurance in case I had a seizure & the plane had to be diverted. You might think ?300 X300 passengers ?90000 but it runs into millions because all the logistics have to be recalculated. A friendly paramedic said you'll have to get a bicycle, but if I had a seizure & caused a lorry to swerve the results could be horrendous:
I wouldn't be able to live with myself. I really need the licence, not to drive but to prove my ID. I live in fear of going through a metal detector because with a steel rod in my right leg it would take some explaining John
On Sunday, 16 May 2021, 07:16:32 BST, zuiko <ftog@...> wrote:
Ho ho, John!
I can’t imagine going on an airliner again. ?Flying airlines was exciting when I was young, zipping between home (in India and the Middle East) and school in England, but it became tedious before the attack on the Twin Towers. ?After that attack it was tedious and time-wasting. ?No more . . .
Chris
?A passenger on a plane thought it was a bit unusual to have a man sitting next to a dog on the next seat. So he asked him: Why have you got a dog sitting next to you? He replied: I'm an FBI agent. Then he said: Rover Seek! Rover went up the right aisle, came back & put his right paw on the agent's hand: The passenger said: "I like it!" then the agent said: "Rover seek" Rover went down the left aisle. He came back & put his left paw on the agent's hand. The agent said: "Rover Seek" He went down the right aisle & sprinted back. Then he crapped all over the seat! The passenger said Jeesalou, what's wrong with your dog!? The agent said Rover just found a B B BOMB!
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Re: Here's one for Chris!
If you decide not to to drive down here in Oz they will convert drivers licence to ID if you request.?
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On 16 May 2021, at 10:08 pm, John Miller via groups.io <johnmiller051118@...> wrote:
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Yes, I have to admit I was a bit jumpy flying back from the USA in 2004. It didn't help when the pilot came over the intercom & said we've got to pause the flight because we have some unclaimed luggage on board. I said to myself: "Great an Anglo-American flight & we've got unclaimed baggage on board!" A steward walking nearby clearly got what I meant. I doubt I'll fly again. I would need special expensive insurance in case I had a seizure & the plane had to be diverted. You might think ?300 X300 passengers ?90000 but it runs into millions because all the logistics have to be recalculated. A friendly paramedic said you'll have to get a bicycle, but if I had a seizure & caused a lorry to swerve the results could be horrendous:
I wouldn't be able to live with myself. I really need the licence, not to drive but to prove my ID. I live in fear of going through a metal detector because with a steel rod in my right leg it would take some explaining John
On Sunday, 16 May 2021, 07:16:32 BST, zuiko <ftog@...> wrote:
Ho ho, John!
I can’t imagine going on an airliner again. ?Flying airlines was exciting when I was young, zipping between home (in India and the Middle East) and school in England, but it became tedious before the attack on the Twin Towers. ?After that attack it was tedious and time-wasting. ?No more . . .
Chris
?A passenger on a plane thought it was a bit unusual to have a man sitting next to a dog on the next seat. So he asked him: Why have you got a dog sitting next to you? He replied: I'm an FBI agent. Then he said: Rover Seek! Rover went up the right aisle, came back & put his right paw on the agent's hand: The passenger said: "I like it!" then the agent said: "Rover seek" Rover went down the left aisle. He came back & put his left paw on the agent's hand. The agent said: "Rover Seek" He went down the right aisle & sprinted back. Then he crapped all over the seat! The passenger said Jeesalou, what's wrong with your dog!? The agent said Rover just found a B B BOMB!
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Re: Here's one for Chris!
Yes, I have to admit I was a bit jumpy flying back from the USA in 2004. It didn't help when the pilot came over the intercom & said we've got to pause the flight because we have some unclaimed luggage on board. I said to myself: "Great an Anglo-American flight & we've got unclaimed baggage on board!" A steward walking nearby clearly got what I meant. I doubt I'll fly again. I would need special expensive insurance in case I had a seizure & the plane had to be diverted. You might think ?300 X300 passengers ?90000 but it runs into millions because all the logistics have to be recalculated. A friendly paramedic said you'll have to get a bicycle, but if I had a seizure & caused a lorry to swerve the results could be horrendous:
I wouldn't be able to live with myself. I really need the licence, not to drive but to prove my ID. I live in fear of going through a metal detector because with a steel rod in my right leg it would take some explaining John
On Sunday, 16 May 2021, 07:16:32 BST, zuiko <ftog@...> wrote:
Ho ho, John!
I can’t imagine going on an airliner again. ?Flying airlines was exciting when I was young, zipping between home (in India and the Middle East) and school in England, but it became tedious before the attack on the Twin Towers. ?After that attack it was tedious and time-wasting. ?No more . . .
?A passenger on a plane thought it was a bit unusual to have a man sitting next to a dog on the next seat. So he asked him: Why have you got a dog sitting next to you? He replied: I'm an FBI agent. Then he said: Rover Seek! Rover went up the right aisle, came back & put his right paw on the agent's hand: The passenger said: "I like it!" then the agent said: "Rover seek" Rover went down the left aisle. He came back & put his left paw on the agent's hand. The agent said: "Rover Seek" He went down the right aisle & sprinted back. Then he crapped all over the seat! The passenger said Jeesalou, what's wrong with your dog!? The agent said Rover just found a B B BOMB!
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Re: Here's one for Chris!
24-26 hrs from Australia is a real trial. We’ve tried it via Hong Kong and Singapore and via Dubai it’s never any easier. 20 hr flight from Perth sounds good but then you have to add on 7 hrs flying time to cross Australia.?
We prefer to go straight through rather than stopover - stopover just prolongs agony.?
I was not fond of Emirates ?via Dubai / that airport is a bit of a nightmare first time around involving lifts and train- but ok once you’ve done it once. Less of a panic. ?Thai and Singapore airlines were good.?
But when do you think our oM might relent and not keep us all captive - latest news on it is 2022.?
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On 16 May 2021, at 4:16 pm, zuiko <ftog@...> wrote:
? Ho ho, John!
I can’t imagine going on an airliner again. ?Flying airlines was exciting when I was young, zipping between home (in India and the Middle East) and school in England, but it became tedious before the attack on the Twin Towers. ?After that attack it was tedious and time-wasting. ?No more . . .
Chris
?A passenger on a plane thought it was a bit unusual to have a man sitting next to a dog on the next seat. So he asked him: Why have you got a dog sitting next to you? He replied: I'm an FBI agent. Then he said: Rover Seek! Rover went up the right aisle, came back & put his right paw on the agent's hand: The passenger said: "I like it!" then the agent said: "Rover seek" Rover went down the left aisle. He came back & put his left paw on the agent's hand. The agent said: "Rover Seek" He went down the right aisle & sprinted back. Then he crapped all over the seat! The passenger said Jeesalou, what's wrong with your dog!? The agent said Rover just found a B B BOMB!
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My father was programming up the video recorder. He was down on his hands & knees in front of it. He programmed it up 2 seconds later it shut down & he said: "Well, what happened there?" He programmed it up a second time. My mother was shaking her head & mouthing?NO!. NO!. So I got the remote control & turned it off a 3rd time! Then he turned his head around to look at me Then he said "Ohh, I might have guessed!!!. He went to the toilet & programmed him up for him. I thought I was going to be incontinent. I was laughing that hard! John _._,_._,_
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Re: Here's one for Chris!
Ho ho, John!
I can’t imagine going on an airliner again. ?Flying airlines was exciting when I was young, zipping between home (in India and the Middle East) and school in England, but it became tedious before the attack on the Twin Towers. ?After that attack it was tedious and time-wasting. ?No more . . .
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?A passenger on a plane thought it was a bit unusual to have a man sitting next to a dog on the next seat. So he asked him: Why have you got a dog sitting next to you? He replied: I'm an FBI agent. Then he said: Rover Seek! Rover went up the right aisle, came back & put his right paw on the agent's hand: The passenger said: "I like it!" then the agent said: "Rover seek" Rover went down the left aisle. He came back & put his left paw on the agent's hand. The agent said: "Rover Seek" He went down the right aisle & sprinted back. Then he crapped all over the seat! The passenger said Jeesalou, what's wrong with your dog!? The agent said Rover just found a B B BOMB!
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Tonto & the lone ranger were on patrol. They were captured by Indians. The lone ranger said: "We are into trouble now!" Tonto said: "What do you know WE?are in trouble!? The Chief Indian said in 3 days you will die! The longe ranger said Can I speak to my horse? The Chief Indian said OK. The lone ranger whispered in Silvers ear. The next day silver came back with a very buxom, voluptuous brunette. They went into a tent & spent the night togetther. The next day the longe ranger whispered in silvers ear. Silver came back with an even buxom, voluptuous blonde. The Chief Indian said you have a very wise horse, but tomorrow you will die! Then the Lone ranger asked the Chief if he could go to a cafe. The chief agreed. Well the lone rager got his mouth up to Silvers ear & yelled FETCH POSSY!!!!!!!?
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?A passenger on a plane thought it was a bit unusual to have a man sitting next to a dog on the next seat. So he asked him: Why have you got a dog sitting next to you? He replied: I'm an FBI agent. Then he said: Rover Seek! Rover went up the right aisle, came back & put his right paw on the agent's hand: The passenger said: "I like it!" then the agent said: "Rover seek" Rover went down the left aisle. He came back & put his left paw on the agent's hand. The agent said: "Rover Seek" He went down the right aisle & sprinted back. Then he crapped all over the seat! The passenger said Jeesalou, what's wrong with your dog!? The agent said Rover just found a B B BOMB!
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Nurse Sally was walking down the ward & she saw Nurse Wendy who shaw she had a 34G breast hanging out of her uniform. She hissed Wendy: Your breast is hanging out of your uniform! Wendy said: "Those DAMN DR'S THOUGHT ?EVER PUTER ANYTHING AWAY WHEN THEN FINISH WITH IT!!
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It was a few years back now
My father was programming up the video recorder. He was down on his hands & knees in front of it. He programmed it up 2 seconds later it shut down & he said: "Well, what happened there?" He programmed it up a second time. My mother was shaking her head & mouthing NO!. NO!. So I got the remote control & turned it off a 3rd time! Then he turned his head around to look at me Then he said "Ohh, I might have guessed!!!. He went to the toilet & programmed him up for him. I thought I was going to be incontinent. I was laughing that hard! John
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I know it's VERY CRUEL!!!?but I really enjoy teasing Susie & Jude!!! John
On Saturday, 15 May 2021, 18:05:33 BST, John Miller via groups.io <johnmiller051118@...> wrote:
I think you have to have a sense of humor sometimes:
John
On Saturday, 15 May 2021, 15:37:57 BST, Purler <susan.platter@...> wrote:
Hahaha1 Freelance patterns - I like that! I must use it myself! Best
We have a big new red tractor with front end loader and even a rotary hoe so that could be interesting mowing lawns - we do have a John Deere ride-on probably more your speed.?
I’m not allowed to mow as I don’t do straight lines - Pete disapproves of my freelance patterns :-) :-)
Jude ? Not sure who I love your most by the meter Peter or Jude. wish I could good to dow your lawns for your lawns for you!
John
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I think you have to have a sense of humor sometimes:
John
On Saturday, 15 May 2021, 15:37:57 BST, Purler <susan.platter@...> wrote:
Hahaha1 Freelance patterns - I like that! I must use it myself! Best
We have a big new red tractor with front end loader and even a rotary hoe so that could be interesting mowing lawns - we do have a John Deere ride-on probably more your speed.?
I’m not allowed to mow as I don’t do straight lines - Pete disapproves of my freelance patterns :-) :-)
Jude ? Not sure who I love your most by the meter Peter or Jude. wish I could good to dow your lawns for your lawns for you!
John
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Hahaha1 Freelance patterns - I like that! I must use it myself! Best
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We have a big new red tractor with front end loader and even a rotary hoe so that could be interesting mowing lawns - we do have a John Deere ride-on probably more your speed.?
I’m not allowed to mow as I don’t do straight lines - Pete disapproves of my freelance patterns :-) :-)
Jude ? Not sure who I love your most by the meter Peter or Jude. wish I could good to dow your lawns for your lawns for you!
John
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On Saturday, 15 May 2021, 05:59:14 BST, Judith Hall <glenidol@...> wrote:
We have a big new red tractor with front end loader and even a rotary hoe so that could be interesting mowing lawns - we do have a John Deere ride-on probably more your speed.?
I’m not allowed to mow as I don’t do straight lines - Pete disapproves of my freelance patterns :-) :-)
On 15 May 2021, at 12:48 pm, John Miller via groups.io <johnmiller051118@...> wrote:
? Not sure who I love your most by the meter Peter or Jude. wish I could good to dow your lawns for your lawns for you!
John
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We have a big new red tractor with front end loader and even a rotary hoe so that could be interesting mowing lawns - we do have a John Deere ride-on probably more your speed.?
I’m not allowed to mow as I don’t do straight lines - Pete disapproves of my freelance patterns :-) :-)
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On 15 May 2021, at 12:48 pm, John Miller via groups.io <johnmiller051118@...> wrote:
? Not sure who I love your most by the meter Peter or Jude. wish I could good to dow your lawns for your lawns for you!
John
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Not sure who I love your most by the meter Peter or Jude. wish I could good to dow your lawns for your lawns for you!
John
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make that Hugs Johnmake that 09.25
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I really would but by their next necks but by their testichicals
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Postings on FB page seem to think trash best place for it. They claim it runs under Parallels.
Jude
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zuiko
Purler