Nurse Sally was walking down the ward. When she ran into Nurse Sursie. Nurse Suse said: Sally "your tits hanging off your uniform!" so Sally said: "Don't those damn Dr's put anything away when they've finished with it!!!!
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There was an FBI agent on a plane and he had his sniffer dog on the seat next to him. He said to the passenger: rover seeks & rover walked up the right aisle & he padded back and put his right paw on his handler's hand. the FBI agent says she's got Cannabis, we'll pick her up at the next airport. The passenger : "said I like it" Then the FBI agent said: Rover seek & he went up the right aisle & he came back and put his left paw on the FBI agents FDBI'.Then the FBI agent said he will for heroin "Rover seek!". He went down the went left aisle. He sprinted back & crapped all over the seat!! The passenger said? "Jeesalou whats wrong with your dog!?! Rover just found a B! B! Bomb! You have to have a sense of humour in this world!
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I was in Mansfield with my mates. Just walking along. Then this woman jumped on me. Wrapped her legs around my torso "And Screamed Marry me! Marry me!. I was only 19. It was like the face hugger scene from the Alien movies! My male friends said: "How about a test drive first?" It was 31 before I lost my virginity. I said the wrong thing to her: "I asked her to marry me"
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It's really been tough recently. I don't think I would have survived without Chris, Susan, Harvey, Jude & Peter. God bless you. "Only those who love without desire will be given strength in the darkest hour" John
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Feeling much better today. I'm going to terminate some aliens in alien isolation. John
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I would really like to visit you & Peter & the family, but the insurance would be astronomical. It would cost more than the flight times 10! Hugs to Peter & Jude, or should it be the other way round:)
On Wednesday, 12 May 2021, 01:26:59 BST, Judith Hall <glenidol@...> wrote:
As far as I’m concerned British innocent till proven guilty applies. I don’t think jokes at expense of someone who can’t hit back are at all appropriate. Not looking.?
On 12 May 2021, at 6:01 am, John Miller via groups.io <johnmiller051118@...> wrote:
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Dearest Chris, Could you get me in touch with a psychiatrist who deals with PTSD leading on to depression, leading on to treatment-resistant depression. I also lost the flight game. Which I enjoyed a lot. I feel like a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest. John
On Monday, 28 December 2020, 13:20:38 GMT, John Miller via groups.io <johnmiller051118@...> wrote:
TY Chris. The last 2.5 yrs have been really tough. I think the worst thing was having drug dealers next door & all that it involved:
As someone who dedicated my life to making new medicines for the benefit of mankind this made me sick. John
On Monday, 28 December 2020, 08:07:18 GMT, zuiko via groups.io <zuiko@...> wrote:
Hi John
We’re probably not all in the same boat, but it’s having a serious effect on most of us. I’d say that some sort of depression will be affecting all of us, to some degree or other. ?I found Christmas Day quite an emotional time, remembering Christmas with my parents when I was very young. We lived abroad (I was born in Bombay, my brother in Baghdad) but we came back to the UK every three years for furlough for six months and that coincided with Christmas sometimes.?
We used to stay in a cottage on a farm in Kent and I “helped” with the animals (I can still remember the smell of the pigs); but one Christmas the cottage was occupied so we stayed nearby, in Wye, and it snowed heavily. On Christmas Day (1960, perhaps) we were returning from church in Crundale when a boy playing in the street slipped over in the road and my father braked, but the car continued of course and hit the boy – gently and with no more than a slight bump, but he was deaf and he had not realised his danger until the bump. I still remember the surprise apparent in his expression.?
I think that it helps to remember good times past, and Christmas in England as a boy from hot countries was good, different. It wasn’t quite as good when I was sent to boarding school at the age of nine – cold dormitories, other boys who didn’t understand the Middle East, missing home – but I survived.?
We’ll survive . . .
All the best
On 27 Dec 2020, at 23:58, John Miller via groups.io <johnmiller051118@...> wrote:
? Dear Chris, You said you might be envious of me. Don't be envious. What I wanted most was a steady wife & 2 kids. As I say, I don't know if I heard this 1st or am reintegrating it. "You Play the cards your delt." I've seen the Americas, wish I could have seen more of the world. Trust me, you have nothing to be envious of. John
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It's just a disorder of affect, mood, It's a normal reaction to very abnormal circumstances. When Afghan vets go back to the USA they drive at the centre line to avoid IED'S. Logically they know there is no risk, but it's been ingrained in them. I have a startle reflex to a bang or alarm. Sometimes I wake up from nightmares punching the walls. It is the way it is John
On Tuesday, 11 May 2021, 17:34:07 BST, zuiko <ftog@...> wrote:
Sorry, John, but I need a psychiatrist myself – not for me, but for my mother (to diagnose her dementia) and my brother (possibly bipolar).
I wish you luck, chum . . .
Dear Chris the incompetent local hospital keeps wanting to diagnose me as schizophrenic. It's pointless! I have Post Traumatic stress disorder from stalking leading to depression. They're the professionals & I'm a Jackass. Chris, could I please beg you to get me to a psychiatrist who knows about these things. I've been stalked by a PhD student when I was an undergraduate student. The Departmental tutor said I was a bad student & removed my rubric from the wall. My parochial tutor told him there was a problem. Back in '91 depression was a stigma. The Departmentmental tutor gave it to the same malicious secretaries: "Who well I don't type myself" That's why I had to get as far away from Manchester as possible. There was a conference on combinatorial chemistry. She found me ?I got a letter from bits of newspapers: "John do you friends know you have depression, isn't it time you killed yourself? John
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Sorry, John, but I need a psychiatrist myself – not for me, but for my mother (to diagnose her dementia) and my brother (possibly bipolar).
I wish you luck, chum . . .
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Dear Chris the incompetent local hospital keeps wanting to diagnose me as schizophrenic. It's pointless! I have Post Traumatic stress disorder from stalking leading to depression. They're the professionals & I'm a Jackass. Chris, could I please beg you to get me to a psychiatrist who knows about these things. I've been stalked by a PhD student when I was an undergraduate student. The Departmental tutor said I was a bad student & removed my rubric from the wall. My parochial tutor told him there was a problem. Back in '91 depression was a stigma. The Departmentmental tutor gave it to the same malicious secretaries: "Who well I don't type myself" That's why I had to get as far away from Manchester as possible. There was a conference on combinatorial chemistry. She found me ?I got a letter from bits of newspapers: "John do you friends know you have depression, isn't it time you killed yourself? John
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Dear Chris the incompetent local hospital keeps wanting to diagnose me as schizophrenic. It's pointless! I have Post Traumatic stress disorder from stalking leading to depression. They're the professionals & I'm a Jackass. Chris, could I please beg you to get me to a psychiatrist who knows about these things. I've been stalked by a PhD student when I was an undergraduate student. The Departmental tutor said I was a bad student & removed my rubric from the wall. My parochial tutor told him there was a problem. Back in '91 depression was a stigma. The Departmentmental tutor gave it to the same malicious secretaries: "Who well I don't type myself" That's why I had to get as far away from Manchester as possible. There was a conference on combinatorial chemistry. She found me ?I got a letter from bits of newspapers: "John do you friends know you have depression, isn't it time you killed yourself? John
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Yes, but does it matter in the big scheme of things??
Our current President of local Mac users like yourself had a Chemistry degree but couldn’t get a job on his field. Ended up with a teaching career. Even now says the same things as you.?
So yes it’s disappointing but lots of people end up having to swerve with careers as times change. They do say some people will have 3-4 changes in career in a lifetime.?
Long gone are the times where people had a career and job for life.? But maybe that’s not all bad as it might open up something else you didn’t envisage.?
One of my cousins had to go back to Uni to add a new string to her bow - and knowledge advances too.?
Jude
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On 11 May 2021, at 10:48 am, John Miller via groups.io <johnmiller051118@...> wrote:
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Hugs Jude, Peter. It seems my Best of year degree in chemistry, my Merck Prize in Pharmacology, my PhD, my NIH postdoctoral fellowship are worth less & less as time goes on, but a 5 year MB ChB is worth more. Even if you didn't intercalate
John
On Tuesday, 11 May 2021, 00:57:14 BST, Judith Hall <glenidol@...> wrote:
I installed geniatech 64 bit version but didn’t go ahead and pay as other people at that time had paid and not got serial number to make it work.?
But I will look again to see if situation has changed as I would like to get it working again on newer iMac Pro. Version3 still working old iMac.?
Funny you should mention it because the last two times I have started up the uMac Pro it’s immediately popped up the Geniatech v4 software wanting to go through the Assistant to set it up. Old serial number apparently doesn’t work according to forums.?
Jude
On 11 May 2021, at 3:49 am, John Miller via groups.io <johnmiller051118@...> wrote:
? Dear Jude & Peter,? Wondered if you have found a 64 bit replacement for Elgato EyetV yet. I search in vain! Hugs to you & Peter? John
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Hugs Jude, Peter. It seems my Best of year degree in chemistry, my Merck Prize in Pharmacology, my PhD, my NIH postdoctoral fellowship are worth less & less as time goes on, but a 5 year MB ChB is worth more. Even if you didn't intercalate
John
On Tuesday, 11 May 2021, 00:57:14 BST, Judith Hall <glenidol@...> wrote:
I installed geniatech 64 bit version but didn’t go ahead and pay as other people at that time had paid and not got serial number to make it work.?
But I will look again to see if situation has changed as I would like to get it working again on newer iMac Pro. Version3 still working old iMac.?
Funny you should mention it because the last two times I have started up the uMac Pro it’s immediately popped up the Geniatech v4 software wanting to go through the Assistant to set it up. Old serial number apparently doesn’t work according to forums.?
Jude
On 11 May 2021, at 3:49 am, John Miller via groups.io <johnmiller051118@...> wrote:
? Dear Jude & Peter,? Wondered if you have found a 64 bit replacement for Elgato EyetV yet. I search in vain! Hugs to you & Peter? John
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I installed geniatech 64 bit version but didn’t go ahead and pay as other people at that time had paid and not got serial number to make it work.?
But I will look again to see if situation has changed as I would like to get it working again on newer iMac Pro. Version3 still working old iMac.?
Funny you should mention it because the last two times I have started up the uMac Pro it’s immediately popped up the Geniatech v4 software wanting to go through the Assistant to set it up. Old serial number apparently doesn’t work according to forums.?
Jude
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On 11 May 2021, at 3:49 am, John Miller via groups.io <johnmiller051118@...> wrote:
? Dear Jude & Peter,? Wondered if you have found a 64 bit replacement for Elgato EyetV yet. I search in vain! Hugs to you & Peter? John
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Dear Jude & Peter,? Wondered if you have found a 64 bit replacement for Elgato EyetV yet. I search in vain! Hugs to you & Peter? John
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My husband had first shot - headache that night enough he needed a Panadol. Next one for him July.?
I’ve not had one - surgery phoned but husband said he’d just got me out of hospital and on that basis disqualified. I hadn’t been planning to have it on basis of allergies and previous anaphylactic history.?
I think I would need to be sitting in A&E St. Andrews to do it as I’m uncertain what might happen:-)?
I don’t even have flu injections - but then I’ve never had the flu.?
My GP usually sends me off for blood test first to see what my immunity is after someone else in the practice gave me tetanus mixed with Diptheria and had adverse effect blowing arm up enormously and painful.?
I went back and roared him out and his limp reply was “it was all we had in the frig” so instead of telling me they didn’t have tetanus on it’s own I got plugged with a mix.?
Rather err on the side of caution?
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On 9 May 2021, at 3:39 am, zuiko <ftog@...> wrote:
? Well done, Jude. ?I had my second vaccination on Thursday, felt slightly hot last night but only tenderness on the site as a side-effect.
Chris
I had good news today - ultrasound scan of carotids - particularly recent surgery and got excellent report. Surgeon pleased with himself.
Recheck 6 months time. Came home and flaked three hours (what am I like) so was leftovers for dinner :-)?
Having a late cuppa before sleep.?
Jude
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Well done, Jude. ?I had my second vaccination on Thursday, felt slightly hot last night but only tenderness on the site as a side-effect.
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I had good news today - ultrasound scan of carotids - particularly recent surgery and got excellent report. Surgeon pleased with himself.
Recheck 6 months time. Came home and flaked three hours (what am I like) so was leftovers for dinner :-)?
Having a late cuppa before sleep.?
Jude
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That is, indeed good news, and despite being tired, you felt happier with the good news. I also hope Johm’s feeling alright as well.
Ian
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On 8 May 2021, at 14:49, Purler <susan.platter@...> wrote:
Oh, splendid, Jude!
Best
Susan
On 7 May 2021, at 14:56, Judith Hall <glenidol@...> wrote:
I had good news today - ultrasound scan of carotids - particularly recent surgery and got excellent report. Surgeon pleased with himself.
Recheck 6 months time. Came home and flaked three hours (what am I like) so was leftovers for dinner :-)
Having a late cuppa before sleep.
Jude
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Oh, splendid, Jude!
Best
Susan
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On 7 May 2021, at 14:56, Judith Hall <glenidol@...> wrote: I had good news today - ultrasound scan of carotids - particularly recent surgery and got excellent report. Surgeon pleased with himself. Recheck 6 months time. Came home and flaked three hours (what am I like) so was leftovers for dinner :-) Having a late cuppa before sleep. Jude On 7 May 2021, at 11:27 pm, Purler <susan.platter@...> wrote:
?Hear, hear.
Best
Susan
On 5 May 2021, at 22:45, zuiko <ftog@...> wrote:
Well put, Ian.
Chris
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On 5 May 2021, at 22:19, Ian Cook <contact@...> wrote:
?Let’s put it like this, John, You’re who you are, and most of us in this group, care about you, in our own ways.
Ian Cook
On 5 May 2021, at 13:14, John Miller via groups.io <johnmiller051118@...> wrote: Yes, you are more than certainly right!
Still love you & Harvey.
Not sure whichmost!
Hugs John
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